It's a first! This obviously isn't a hugely read blog, but I managed to get precisely zero hits last week.
Should you aspire to such depths, I suggest "orthodontic appliances" as a worthwhile topic. If you want to go into negative numbers with your readers deleting previous visits to your blog, take a photo of them and post it too. (M3I begged me to just throw away the appliances and don't for the love of god let Charlie see them. Charlie is clearly going to need braces and we don't want the site of my old ones to give him nightmares.)
You want a lot of blog hits, you could try something like, "how I broke up Ryan and Scarlett's marriage". (Ha-HA! Wouldn't you like to know what we get up to here in the Great White North!)