1. Mainstream women's fashion mag 2. Celebrity cover girl 3. Gorgeous outfit, cool jewels Here's where it gets interesting: 4. Short hair!!! Rully short. 5. No cleavage!!! 6. She's not even showing legs!!! 7. And, wot's this then, brown eyes? Not blue? (Okay, I admit I might be getting carried away with this one.) What the hell is the world coming to?
Bravo Marie Claire and Emma Watson - thank you for not caving and doing the udj. (And to answer your coverline question, am I too sensitive? The answer: never. Consider the reverse.)