Has up become down? Is good now evil? Sane become crazed? Aaaurgh! They're predicting - already, just 18 godforsaken minutes after the polls closed - that the wretched R0B F0rd has won. Has 50-odd percent of the citizens in this city lost their minds? Gah! This is the candidate the National Post said we needed - and I quote, "Policy-wise, Toronto very much needs a proverbial bull in the china shop". What kind of clap-trap is that?